The Memes have been used for ages now, but one opponent finally got the better of Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris, 86, passed away yesterday. A martial arts star, that for my money was one half of the best battle ever captured on film with Bruce Lee, Norris built a reputation for grit and toughness that will outlive him and continue his legend.

In genre, he had two notable dabbles into the horror genre: The Hero and the Terror and Silent Rage. In both films, he is pitted against an evil murderer and frankly, Silent Rage goes into full slasher territory. I can recommend Silent Rage. (Click the image to the right to watch it tonight!)

Notably, his last film, as yet unreleased will be Zombie Plane. I am not making this up.

One of these tributes is, of course, the Chuck Norris joke, and we’ve collected a pile of them that we felt would be a good send off to this pop culture icon.

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Chuck Norris once shattered the space-time continuum. He felt so bad, he put it back together.

Chuck Norris has a diary, it is called the Guinness Book Of World Records.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

Bigfoot is still hiding because he once saw Chuck Norris walking in the mountains.

Chuck Norris doesn’t worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.

When Chuck Norris’s parents had nightmares, they would come to his bedroom.

Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris doesn’t breathe, he holds air hostage.

Chuck Norris wrecked his bicycle and skinned the sidewalk with his knee.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.

When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters. Because not even glass is dumb enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris enters a building that is on fire, the Chuck Norris alarm rings.

The Swiss Army uses Chuck Norris Knives.

Chuck Norris doesn’t dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone